- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Chris is hairy

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Yes

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Men's rights

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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