so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Women's rights

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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