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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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