Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Corn Muffins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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