- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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