- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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