- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What's just not right? Left

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