- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock Knock Who's there

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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