How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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