Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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rarw

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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