- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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