What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Happy Monday!

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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