A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Women's rights.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

star wars kid

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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