A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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