- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats worse than suicide? death

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What is life? Paul.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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