Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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