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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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