What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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