- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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