- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Potassium? K.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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