- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A storm be brewin!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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