Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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men, men like men= men+bed

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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