- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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