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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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