Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Your mam is so fat.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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