yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Whats 1+1? window!

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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