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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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