yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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womens rights

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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