Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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