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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How old is victor? Half past dead

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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