- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I'm Coming

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A fat guy!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

i'm hard

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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