- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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