Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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