- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

this website is a bad joke

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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