- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Yellow People !!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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