What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

woman's rights

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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