- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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