Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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