- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A house comes around the corner.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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