what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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woman's rights

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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