- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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