- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Boxing on Boxing Day

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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