- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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