- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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