- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Women's Rights

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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