If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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