- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Neither have I

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

bangers and mash?

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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