Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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