- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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