Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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quantum physics?

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Anti Joke

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