- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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