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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly