Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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