MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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