Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Who is it?

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Hello

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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