Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Anti Joke

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