- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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