- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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