Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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No antijoke here.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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