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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's just not right? Left

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A blonde dies Lololol

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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