So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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