- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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