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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Im taking a shit right now.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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