- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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