what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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