A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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