Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Women's rights

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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