- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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