- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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