What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

I'm so punny.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

binladin walks into the american seals

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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