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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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