- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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