- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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