whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

knock knock Goodbye

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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