What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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