- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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