What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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sky silverstein

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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