what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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