Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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