Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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