Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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