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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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