Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Anti Joke

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