- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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