- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why so serious ?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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