roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Once upon a time a was born

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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