Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

ever tried african food? they neither

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