Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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