Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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