whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Your mother just died.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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