why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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