How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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