Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Justin Bieber.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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