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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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