A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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