- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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