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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.