- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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