Women deserve equal rights.

Charlie Sheen

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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