Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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