- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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