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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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