- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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