- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Gay rights.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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