Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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