What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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black people swimming

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Do you play piano? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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