- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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