A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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