Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Dumb

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Maths.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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