- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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