- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why are white people white? I don't know

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

I am a mime

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