What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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