- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really funny joke.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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