- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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