What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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12 niqqa 12.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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