- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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