- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What is white and black and red all over.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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