A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Pain Olympics.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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