- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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