-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

A guy walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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