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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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