- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Please ignore this statement.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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