Im taking a shit right now.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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