shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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