- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Golf.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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