- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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