- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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